Wanna come out to pla–

The summer between grade 8 and grade 9 was the exact moment in time when our youth seemed to take a back seat to being a kid, and we strapped on our adulting training wheels. With this new found confidence, the world would now watch us become little "know-it-all-dinks" that express said "know-it-all dinkyness" for the next five (5) to eight (8) loooong years. 

Without screen capping a thing to prove it happened, here's the conversation that changed our mindset – forever.

Me: Hi, is Grace there? It’s Patricia.
Adult: Yes she is, just one moment please.
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Me: Thanks
Grace: Hey Patty, what’s up?

Me: I wanted to know if you wanted to come out to pla– I mean, hang out?
Grace: What did you want to pla– I mean, do?

Me: I thought we could go to the par– I mean the mall.
Grace: Sure, I’d love to go to the par– I mean, mall.

Me: I’ll just have to ask my mo– I mean, tell my mom we’re going out.
Grace: Yeah me too.

Me: Ok. I’ll jump on my bik– I mean, I’ll see if my mom can drive me over.
Grace: Ok. Sounds good. I’m babysitt– I mean, I’m hanging out with my brother until 3pm.

Me: Perfect. I’ll be over around that time.
Grace: k see ya.

And so it begins.

Love,
Patricia

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